As a kid, I was obsessed with being "productive", in an odd way. For instance, I was more likely to cross the street diagonally, as it allowed me to reach my destination faster. Needless to say, later as a teen, I was amazed at the power the internet was offering and was eager to exploit it. Soon, a medium came to my attention. The most prominent digital word-of-mouth at the time, e-mail forwarding spread information exponentially through the receiver's own connections. A dream!
I wasn't yet sure what information "virus" I would throw out there, but I was already keeping a close eye on the e-mails forwarded, and what it took for them to get re-sent.
At the time, I was going through a phase where I was obsessed with Lebanon. I had a habit of going through the books in the library, scanning them roughly and I had spotted a collection of 32 books about Lebanon at home. The material was there.
- My public: the Lebanese - extremely patriotic.
- My subject: Lebanon - shocking facts.
- My content: bullet points, with numbers or short sentences (easier to be scanned).
Filled with English mistakes, and "z" replacing "s" (spare me, I was young!). By the time I had finished writing the e-mail, I knew it would be a success, and it was. "Factz about Lebanon" was sent.
LEBANON
Please take into consideration the tiny dimension of
this country while reading the following...
SHOCKING NUMBERS:
1--17 religious communities
2--40 daily newspapers
3--42 universities
4--over 100 banks
5--70% of the students are in private schools
6--40% of the Lebanese people are Christians (this is the highest % in all the Arab countries)
7--there's 1doctor/10ppl (in Europe & America there's 1doctor/100ppl)
8--the name LEBANOON appears 75 times in the Old Testament
9--the name CEDAR appears 75 times too in the Old Testament!!
10--Beirut was destroyed and rebuilt 7 times (this is why it is compared to the phoenix)
11--there's 4.000.000 Lebanese in Lebanon
12--there's 18.000.000 Lebanese outside Lebanon!!
OTHER INTERESTING FACTS:
1-- the country was occupied by over 16 countries :(Egyptians-Hittites-Assyrians-Babylonians-Persians-Alexander the great-The Roman Empire-Byzantine-The arabian Peninsula--the Crusaders-the Ottoman Empire-Britain-France- Israel - Syria)
2--///Byblos is the oldest city in the world
3--///Lebanon's name has been around for 4.000 years non-stop (it's the oldest nation's name in the world!)
4--///Lebanon is the only Asian-African country that doesn't have a desert
5--///There are 15 rivers in Lebanon (all of them coming from it's mountains)
6--///Lebanon is one of the most populated countries in its archeological sites in the world
7--///The 1st alphabet was created by Cadmus in Byblos (Lebanon)
8--///The only temple of Jupiter (the main Greek god) is in Baal beck (the city of the sun)
9--///The name of the BIBLE comes from the name of our city BYBLOS
10--///Lebanon is the country that has the most books written about it
11--///Lebanon is the only non-dictatorial country in the Arab world
12--///Jesus Christ made his 1st miracle in Lebanon
13--///The Phoenicians created the 1st boat ever
14--///Phoenicians reached America long before Christopher Columbus
15--///The 1st law school was built in Lebanon
16--///People say that the cedars (the symbol of Lebanon) were planted by God's own hands (this is y they're called god's trees)
Please take into consideration the tiny dimension of
this country while reading the following...
SHOCKING NUMBERS:
1--17 religious communities
2--40 daily newspapers
3--42 universities
4--over 100 banks
5--70% of the students are in private schools
6--40% of the Lebanese people are Christians (this is the highest % in all the Arab countries)
7--there's 1doctor/10ppl (in Europe & America there's 1doctor/100ppl)
8--the name LEBANOON appears 75 times in the Old Testament
9--the name CEDAR appears 75 times too in the Old Testament!!
10--Beirut was destroyed and rebuilt 7 times (this is why it is compared to the phoenix)
11--there's 4.000.000 Lebanese in Lebanon
12--there's 18.000.000 Lebanese outside Lebanon!!
OTHER INTERESTING FACTS:
1-- the country was occupied by over 16 countries :(Egyptians-Hittites-Assyrians-Babylonians-Persians-Alexander the great-The Roman Empire-Byzantine-The arabian Peninsula--the Crusaders-the Ottoman Empire-Britain-France- Israel - Syria)
2--///Byblos is the oldest city in the world
3--///Lebanon's name has been around for 4.000 years non-stop (it's the oldest nation's name in the world!)
4--///Lebanon is the only Asian-African country that doesn't have a desert
5--///There are 15 rivers in Lebanon (all of them coming from it's mountains)
6--///Lebanon is one of the most populated countries in its archeological sites in the world
7--///The 1st alphabet was created by Cadmus in Byblos (Lebanon)
8--///The only temple of Jupiter (the main Greek god) is in Baal beck (the city of the sun)
9--///The name of the BIBLE comes from the name of our city BYBLOS
10--///Lebanon is the country that has the most books written about it
11--///Lebanon is the only non-dictatorial country in the Arab world
12--///Jesus Christ made his 1st miracle in Lebanon
13--///The Phoenicians created the 1st boat ever
14--///Phoenicians reached America long before Christopher Columbus
15--///The 1st law school was built in Lebanon
16--///People say that the cedars (the symbol of Lebanon) were planted by God's own hands (this is y they're called god's trees)
Have you read it before?
Flash-forward:
At age 23, a Lebanese friend from Paris was happily narrating an event. He had met a guy in the metro who told him "you know why I love Lebanon?" and enumerated about 4 of the facts I had gathered in that e-mail, including the fact that "Lebanon was the country that had the most books written about it".
Well, guess what: all of the facts I listed in this e-mail came from the 32 books we had at home... All, except this one. I smiled, as I realized the amplitude and consequences of my e-mail. I smiled, as among all the facts, it was the one I had made up.
1 comment:
That was you? Awesome! I have read and forwarded that mail several times. :)
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